We can now reveal the lyrics to Elton John's latest Blockbuster. Enjoy!

Goodbye Uncle Steve,
Although I never bothered with your show,
This is a Global Tragedy,
Say all those in the know.

You were like Rolf Harris,
But you wore a bigger hat.
And you wrestled crocodiles,
While Rolf just stroked a cat.

And it seems to me,
Your life goes on,
Through repeats on our TV.
With the countless daylong replays,
On Discovery.
And I would have liked to meet you,
But I was not a squid.
The stingray got you just before,
The viewing figures did.

Goodbye, Uncle Steve.
Although many thousands die each night,
Your death is more important,
Because you're rich and white.

Even crocodiles,
Have been known to shed a tear,
With letters of condolance,
Sent by Cameron and Blair.

And it seems to me,
That Sunday night,
Will be longer now you're gone.
Now there's only Scrap Heap Challenge,
And the Time Team on.
But I'm sure we'll catch the replays,
Coz we've got Sky TVs.
And thanks to you those crocodiles,
Are now celebrities.