Could you be the one?

Neurotic, insecure, materialistic, spoilt, petulant, depressive, image-obsessed, greedy, arrogant, selfish, unreasonable, self-absorbed, tantrum prone, sulky, loud-mouthed, two-dimensional, vapid, emotionally-bullying, empathy-lacking, unfaithful, money-driven, consumerist, racist, attention-seeking, contrary, bitter, misanthropic, clingy, binge-drinking, label-centric, immoral, insensitive, shallow, duplicitous, judgemental, gossiping, intellectually stunted, twisted, slovenly, abrasive, spiteful, sarcastic, pedantic female, 24.

Seeks Prince Charming for fun and friendship.

Maybe more.