Dave Steele Makes Tea Stain on New Website Design
Contributor: David Barltrop   
Thursday, 14 June 2007

While admiring ArkSanctum.Org's new design template, creative genius Dave Steele inadvertently placed his pot of tea right on Dave Barltrop's artwork, leaving an indelible stain.

The site's designer Dave Barltrop had been up until the early hours this morning working on the new cleaner-look. "I couldn't believe it! I sat down after breakfast to carry on working and that flipping dope had left his cuppa right on the page", tears ran down Mr Barltrop's cheeks as he explained the situation.

Onlookers have suggested Stain Devils product line as a potential solution, but many feel it's beyond repair.

Mr Barltrop sobbed, "I'll probably have to start the whole thing again from scratch. I mean, it's not as if it was a decent brand of tea or anything, it was bloody Tescos Value teabags, for crying out loud!"

If any visitors to this site have a good household remedy for tea stains please do leave a comment.