"Sunny Afternoon" re-written for our friend Tony Blair...

Now I've packed up all my home
I'm as empty as the Millennium Dome
Looks like I'll be leaving Number Ten
Hand my keys to the man next door
Can't hold him back there any more
Looks like I'll be leaving Number Ten

Gulf war, fraud, spin, cameras and I.D.
What do you think will be my legacy?
Well I'm jetting round the world for free
Doing the rounds with my C.V.
Looks like I'll be leaving Number Ten
In my own time
In my own time

I kept you safe from terror threats
It only cost your self respect
And a little friction with the Asians
But they don't really mind
Cos deep down they all know I'm kind
Just as long as they don't bomb our stations

Failed asylum seekers on the shore
Well they're Gordon's problem
They're not mine any more
And our hospitals are free and fair
If you can afford health care
Looks like I'll be leaving Number Ten
In my own time
In my own time

Gordon's chomping at the bit
Do you think that big fat git
Can even spell his own name whilst unaided?
And my work's still not done
Cos I can think of thirty one
Countries that have yet to be invaded

M.R.S.A, G.M, W.M.D
It takes a lot of letters
To spell my legacy
Well I'm going live on ABC
To plug my biography
Looks like I'll be leaving Number Ten
In my own time
In my own time