I think my teddy bear
Might be a real bear
Because he ate my sister
I saw him twist her
And stuff her in his belly
Just like they do on telly
And now she’s dead
My little bed
Is more cramped than it used to be
When it was just me.

Got myself a walking, talking,
Eating, growling, living bear
Gotta do my best to please him
Just coz he’s
Carnivorous

Mum, can Sam stay over tonight?