A conversation between Cameron, Blair, Brown and Bush. With apologies to Mack and Jack. But not very sincere ones.

(David Cameron)
Stay Stay Stay
Tony Blair
And keep our news
reporters guessing
Stall stall stall
I don’t care
For all my friends
It’s such a blessing

(Tony Blair)
All day long
It’s Gordon on the phone
You know he’s waiting for my, answer
A sneak attack
One more knife in my back
And deadly nightshade snacks
Are in my lunchbox
Oo oo oo oo oo

(Gordon Brown)
Go go go
Little man
You’ve had your fun
And now it’s my turn
Leave leave leave, while you can
I’m sure you’d hate to watch your kids burn

(Tony Blair)
I’m on my knees
Can someone help me please?
Can you kill him for me, Georgey?
I watched your back
Even when you burned Iraq
But here comes Gordon’s pack
They’re howling for me
Oo oo oo oo oo

(Gordon Brown)
You lying little scumbag
Let me into number ten
You're saying you want one more year
Just look at my face and think again

(George W Bush)
You you you
Never said
That stroppy git
Would cause us problems
Looks like Dave Cameron
Will now be ripe
for my affections

(Tony Blair)
Where can I run?
Now that my plan’s undone?
Can you please help me, Kofi?
Can I start again
Maybe at the UN?
And I’ll leave number ten
Before they kill me
Oo oo oo oo oo

Stay stay stay...

(Repeat and fade out)