Miscellaneous

Too old to have the internet?! Are they serious?

Saw this on the news this morning:

"A postman who advised people how to stop junk mail being delivered to their home could lose his job after bosses suspended him for misconduct."

Houdini, the albino African Clawed Frog, has emerged from hiding today quelling fears that he was no more. The most shy resident of the ArkSanctum.Org Aquatics department Houdini was seen by witnesses to be grabbing catfish pellets with his long fingered hands and shovelling them into his mouth. 

Veteran rocker Keith Richards could get a bollocking and a whopping £50 fine for smoking on stage at a Stones gig in Glasgow, under Scotland's smoking ban. God knows what will happen if they start looking into what he was doing backstage. 

I've just opened an email telling me I didn't get the Intelligence Analyst job I'd been wanting.

Smoking has not always been bad for your health as these adverts show...

I've just discovered a new service that makes landline to landline calls free between registered Jajah users. Go to www.jajah.com for further details. Registration is easy and even calling non-jajah users is significantly cheaper than BT et al. Nice thing about it is it uses your landline, so the call recipient doesn't even have to switch their computer on.

Houdini, the albino African clawed frog, was seen for a short period back in his lurking place behind the filter powerhead in one of the ArkSanctum aquariums. So it seems he has one or more other hiding places in the tank.

Houdini the albino African Clawed Frog, an elusive resident in the ArkSanctum Aquarium, has disappeared from his usual lurking place between the filtration powerhead and the glass wall of the tank.