Minister for Fertility, Peter Mandelson, has hit out at "Ugly fat chicks." who are applying for IVF treatment.

A community Policeman has had his bicycle clips removed in a solemn ceremony today, in the quiet village of Great Shagging.

I'm going to stick a few pictures of my trip to Angkor Wat in Cambodia in the gallery

The first step...

Saw this on the news this morning:

"A postman who advised people how to stop junk mail being delivered to their home could lose his job after bosses suspended him for misconduct."

Houdini, the albino African Clawed Frog, has emerged from hiding today quelling fears that he was no more. The most shy resident of the ArkSanctum.Org Aquatics department Houdini was seen by witnesses to be grabbing catfish pellets with his long fingered hands and shovelling them into his mouth. 

Iran has shaken the Western World again by claiming it intends to resume its light entertainment programme. At current rate, it is believed to be just weeks away from commissioning its own game shows.

Veteran rocker Keith Richards could get a bollocking and a whopping £50 fine for smoking on stage at a Stones gig in Glasgow, under Scotland's smoking ban. God knows what will happen if they start looking into what he was doing backstage. 

Spotted this on ebay.  Does anyone think we should call the police?

Safety campaigners today have criticized the decision by a High Court judge to sentence a team of six firemen who burned down several hospitals and occupied schools to just half an hour of community service.