Found this one in my archives. (Just to prove to myself that it wasn't a TA weekend away!)

David Cameron has hit out against the Government today, after a full day in Iraq and Afghanistan without a fatal attack on a member of the Armed Forces

Or: How to save the planet, save yourself some cash and do down Chelsea Football Club in one easy move. This is the story of my attempt to implement a more environmentally friendly system for heating my house. The story of the Bastard Son ...

Always read the label! Jess gets her hands on Vanishing Cream!

If I am on a journey here, then this is the next step, and it must be peaceful as far as I am concerned.

I can only start with myself.

We can now reveal the lyrics to Elton John's latest Blockbuster. Enjoy!

Why does ArkSanctum begin to remind me of The Young Ones? With myself as Nigel Planer!

In the biggest outpouring of grief since the untimely death of Diana Queen of Hearts, the small Yorkshire town of Skipton has declared a day of official mourning for the death of Australia's Bill Oddy.

The films of Kenneth Anger available on DVD for the first time!

This still is from Rabbit's Moon

My interest in politics has been restored by Caroline Flint.

Too old to have the internet?! Are they serious?

It's either a lousy case of too much Tizer or shares in Smith and Wesson have just gone through the roof....

Minister for Fertility, Peter Mandelson, has hit out at "Ugly fat chicks." who are applying for IVF treatment.