Trillionaire owner of the ultra-cool online bookshop dwindlingrainforest.com has fitted his new penis extension.

The humongous cone-shaped Godishard2000+ features bleeding edge space-age technology enabling Mr Bozo's reproductive member to reach into outer space, he can even use it to fly around in the air above his 8,000 square mile distribution warehouse and an additional feature allows him to shoot deadly energy beams at people he doesn't like.

After an A-List cocktail party to celebrate the launch of Godishard2000+ Mr Bozo spoke briefly to reporters outside; "This is just the start, it's obvious that The Earth's marketplace is ultimately limited and most of us now realise this planet is fucked, so it’s high time philanthropists like me stepped in and started solving the really important problem of expanding our operations into outer space!"

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