Quote: "I’ve just worked out that he can do anything he wants and there isn’t a damn thing I can do about it."

Blurb: It's the morning after the night before and Billy has more than a hangover to deal with. You gotta love that bedside manner! Meanwhile, Clara's enjoying the corporate expense account and is getting to grips with life in the fast lane.

Quote: "The blade fills his world as it finds his chest and starts to poke through his clothes."

Blurb: Meet Craig. He’s with God. He’s trying to do his bit to save the world. And then there are these two other guys. One of them has a knife, the other has an erection. Who do you think will win?

Quote: "It’s missing the big green dinosaur, but otherwise it would make a pretty good disaster movie"

Blurb: Say hello to Clara Jane. Say goodbye to Caddy. People come and go so fast around here. At least Billy’s staying put for a while. Clara’s wondering why she’s so special. Shall we tell her?

Quote: "Wave goodbye to your earthly bonds boys. This is going to be unreal."

Blurb: It’s Saturday morning and look who’s on TV! These celebs are so squeaky clean; you’d never dream they have a murky past. At least, nothing criminal...