Seemed like a good idea at the time...

"Erm... Will the person who stole a bit of our poster please bring it back?"

After Tennyson's poem...

An elite medical research team has announced today that being pregnant increases your chances of giving birth by as much as seventy percent.

David Cameron tells us what he really thinks about British people, while we all have reason to be optimistic about being shot. As long as we're not obese.

More fun butchering BBC Podcasts with Audacity. For those of you who don't know, Audacity is a free-to-download audio program which lets users edit tracks and layer sounds on top of each other. It's well worth a Google.

Should you feel the urge to eat these beauties, be sure you harvest them whilst still white, before the caps have begun to darken. Simply fry in a little butter they have a pleasant mushroomy taste but are quite slimy in texture.

Well, it's not exactly Norelpref, but it's been fun. And a great way to spend three evenings for the sake of a couple of minutes worth of output!